She picked up her iPhone and looked me up on Twitter after my “friend” told her that I was funny. After fumbling around between each other on the spelling of my name she proclaimed loudly: “Wow,…
Netflix has some amazing documentaries, and the one on the AVN Awards was no exception. It was an “R-rated look at the X-rated industry.” The struggle to keep it factual and not drift into a…
TV is one of my best friends. It’s sad, I know, but the programs that I watch and the people on it just kind of get me, you know? Like when they have a beer, I go and get a beer. When they smoke, do…
I’m going against my better judgment to go into this story. There have been a lot of names from people – especially my wife – in the spirit of my “condition”. Names like “the uniballer”,…
Coming This Summer!
A cinematic blockbuster that focuses on 3 defrocked, government scientists who lead the efforts to fend off the attacks of a Zombie-Robot-Alien-Osama bin Laden that washes up on the shores of Miami.
Don’t miss: “You Can Call Me Al-Qaeda”!
(Also included: a stirring subplot involving the tepid love triangle among the 3 scientists, thereby giving the audience occasion to use the theatre bathrooms in-between scenes of things blowing up.)
Shot in mind-blowing 4D*!
(* - Smell-O-Scope)
Can I buy a ticket yet?
As far as I can tell every one of the tweets he put up are exactly the same… providing credibility for his bio.
I can’t believe that… 1) no one got this or 2) No one thought this was funny: “Next to “never get involved in a land war in Asia” on Vizzini’s list of classic blunders should be “never play Words With Friends against a PHD”.”
High and inside was always my pitch. Since I was never a big kid or an exceptionally strong kid, I would never hit a home run when my pitch came, not even a double. In fact, my standard hit was so…
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