Kung Pow Chicken

I live in San Francisco(ish) and, as random as this is, I’ve actually seen a guy dressed up as a unicorn taking a piss. While the exaggerator inside of me wants to tell you that I saw a rainbow coming from his insides it was fairly monochromatic- Yellow, to be precise. The interesting thing to me was that he was peeing on someone. The person he was peeing on was dressed up like Robin Hood. I don’t know why that seemed so funny to me, but it did.