Kung Pow Chicken

Who is your Favorite Super Hero?

See, this is a good question, not the other “post this question to all of your people or your dick will fall off” BS I’ve been getting recently. 

Hmm… Favorite super hero. It’s a tricky question, to be honest. I mean, how do you rank them? If it’s by powers alone, you have to go with Superman. The ability to fly, by itself, is enough to pick him but then he’s got some other random powers too. And besides, who would have thought that aliens would just be better looking, stronger and more talented versions of us? 

But then there’s the personality. For as strong and powerful as Superman is, well, he’s kind of a pansy. He acts like a little girl and has the emotional range of a womp rat. For the best personality, I would have to go with Ironman. He’s pretty cool, really smart and I can related with him because he’s actually a human. 

Spiderman, Kick Ass and Fart man all kind of fall into the Meh category and, unless you are fighting a sea monster of some sort (and really, how many of them can there be?) Aquaman is about as useful as a pocket full of pesos. I think I just made that saying up, by the way, so credit me if you borrow it. 

To sum up my answer, I guess for all around package I would have to go with Batman, although the recent Christian Bale performance to some of that away. At the end of the day I think he’s got the best personality/super skill combination. And a really cool car.

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